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HOWDY.

KELLY RYAN HERE. LET'S GET RIGHT TO THE IMPORTANT STUFF. THESE ARE MY STATS:

- I STARTED STAND UP AT 17 IN NYC.

- I PERFORMED ON AN IMPROV TEAM FOR 4 YEARS, TAUGHT BEGINNER/INTERMEDIATE IMPROV FOR 3 YEARS.

- I AM 5'1"- ON A GOOD DAY.

- I HAVE OPENED FOR NBC'S VANESSA BAYER, AIDY BRYANT, BJ NOVAK, AND RETTA. EACH SHOW HAD AUDIENCES OF OVER 1000, WHICH WAS PRETTY COOL- BUT LOOKING BACK AT THE PHOTOS, I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK TO MYSELF, "WHAT WAS I THINKING WEARING THAT?"

- I GRADUATED WITH A DEGREE IN COMMUNICATION, MINOR IN WRITING.

- I CURRENTLY LIVE IN LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, PLANET EARTH.

 

ALSO, ONE TIME, THIS WAS SAID: 

"THEN, KELLY RYAN, FOR HER FIRST APPEARANCE AT OZZIE'S, BUT NOT HER LAST... SHE HAS A UNIQUE AND HAPPILY-JADED TAKE ON LIFE, THEN SHE THROWS IN A DASH OF RAGE AND EVERYTHING MAKES PERFECT SENSE! I THINK I MIGHT ASK HER TO BE MY LIFE COACH! LOT'S OF FUN!"
- ANTHONY PULCINI, OZZIE'S

SOME FUN FACTS ABOUT ME: I LIKE FAT DOGS, I FOUND THE GODFATHER TO BE A BORING MOVIE, AND I BELIEVE THAT CANDLES SHOULDN'T BE NEARLY AS EXPENSIVE AS THEY ARE.